Profit and Lace
- FIRST SHOWN (US)
- 11 May 1998
- ON
- First-run syndication
- STARDATE
- None given
- DIRECTED BY
- Alexander Siddig
- PRODUCTION NO.
- 547
WRITTEN BYWritten by Ira Steven Behr & Hans Beimler
When Grand Nagus Zek is ousted for backing equal rights for Ferengi women, Quark must win over a crucial commissioner, and goes to extraordinary lengths to do it.
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Grand Nagus Zek's proposal to give Ferengi women equal rights, including the right to wear clothes, throws Ferenginar into upheaval, and he is deposed in favour of Brunt, who is to be confirmed at the next meeting of the commission. Zek arrives on Deep Space Nine with Quark's mother Ishka, whose influence lies behind the reforms. Quark, Rom and Nog contact all 432 commissioners, but only one, Nilva, agrees to meet. When Ishka suffers a heart attack after a row with Quark, she can no longer make the case herself, so Quark undergoes a temporary sex change and poses as a Ferengi woman named Lumba, with Leeta's coaching. Lumba persuades Nilva that freeing women would create new workers and new customers. Brunt tries to expose the impostor, but the disguise holds and Nilva pledges his support for Zek. Quark is changed back, and apologises to the waitress he had harassed, with a pay rise.
- 01The title is a play on the second-season episode “Profit and Loss”.
- 02Directed by Alexander Siddig (Dr Bashir). Armin Shimerman studied the films Some Like It Hot and Tootsie to prepare for playing Quark as a woman.
- 03Shimerman later said he was disappointed because he didn't think Quark learned anything from the experience.